There will be blood

I have been sequestered to the house. I fell over last night, and I currently feel like an Iraqi civilian who has been pistol whipped by an overzealous US marine. My nose may be broken. We are not sure. But it's not twisted or anything. I don't have a black eye yet but my face is throbbing. James the groom has a gash on his forehead and a black eye from his stag night. Ann is laughing about it but underneath I think she is furious. And she is wearing a plastic bag on her head.