Oh my god

Could my job be any more tedious and boring? I am really begining to question my sanity. Spent the day surfing the net looking a travel warning sites, http://www.fco.gov.uk/, I try to measure up what they say about places I've been to. Apparently Dublin's really safe???????? Tell that to the guy who was shot dead outside my apartment at Christmas! St Petersburg looks kinda dangerous, apparently I am going to get mugged at knife point, but they won't have anything to take because I will have my bag stolen in Berlin and I will be blown up in London (of course the FCO didn't say that about London, the Irish Forgien affairs website dropped that little nugget. I kinda wish they decided to knight Salman Rushdie after I had passed through rather than before. I suppose that it's better to be more aware and less silly about stuff. I mean anyone who falls out of bar wasted wearing an expensive watch deserves what they get don't they ... (note to self, leave expensive watch at home.) Oh shit have to call wedding hotel and change reservation now that my hairdresser is coming to Jojos wedding with me.