Maintain coughing manners

I am leaving Hong Kong tomorrow and not a moment too soon, it's nice here and everything but once you have seen the four or five sights that's really it unless you want to go shopping, which of course due to my limited baggage size and physical strenght can't really do.
I'm sort of stuck in China at the moment, I could fly to Hanoi but it'll cost a fortune and money much better spent in Laos or Cambodia, so well, anyway I'm heading to Shanghai tomorrow for 3 days and then onto Hangzhou which should be lovely. And it'll be an adventure to travel around China without a guide, hapless or not, at least he could speak the local language, well until he got to Hong Kong and then he was more of a duck out of water than the rest of us.
Have developed a weird addiction to Chinese TV. I find myself sitting in front of the TV watching shows in Mandarin, and laughing, maybe I have been here for too long. Although last night I got to watch, ER, Monk, CSI Miami, and House which was sweet.
Oh and thanks to the government of Hong Kong I now know how to cough ...